Dog Stealers and the Cosmic Patron

Four day weekend! We were all over the place — we drove down to Canterbury for a good friend's birthday celebration (see previous post) and then to Peterborough to get a passport. Along the way I found these two things which I felt obliged to share.

TAKE NOTICE: Vagabonds, Dog Stealers, Horse Thieves, Rapscallions, Scoundrels, Liars & especially Bursars! Will not be served on these premises.

This sign was on the wall outside the Bell and Crown, in Canterbury. I didn't realise Dog Stealing was still such a problem in the South East.

Cosmic Patron: Drop your weapon! Fire!

While getting reaquainted with the institution that is Wilko's, I found this little gem. The photo is terrible, because I felt like a total dickhead — giggling away, trying to take a picture with my iPhone, as a small boy looked on in confusion.

Embrace the Patron.

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